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TERMINAL ERROR: ACCESS RESTRICTED
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CRITICAL SECURITY BREACH

ACCESS DENIED

Unauthorized attempt detected from Node: 192.168.0.42
System Administrator has been notified.
> INITIALIZING TRACEBACK…
> PACKET SNIFFING DETECTED…
> FIREWALL LEVEL 5 ACTIVE…
> LOGGING IP ADDRESS…
> USER_ID: GUEST_9982 UNKNOWN…
Sorry, take me back home

OVERRIDE FAILED

ENCRYPTION KEY: **********

Nice try, hacker. Go back to the BBS.

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